Duathlon World Championships: Day 1

There's almost nothing to say yet. I'm sitting in the international terminal at Logan wondering if the Wok and Roll kung pow could be as bad as our best cat food in the Upper Valley. I think yes.

Aside from an unexpected bite from a german shepherd to the groin last night, things are going swimmingly. Although the air marshal did ask to see the bulge in my Team USA pants caused by the gauze. I think maybe there was some blurring in the full body scan image that shocked him.

Uno
Dos
Tres
Quatro
And so on
After quatro it's probably too expensive anyway.

Anyone know how to say on your mark get set go in Spanish?

1 comment:

  1. Your readers want to know why you were sticking your groin in the face of a German Shepard.

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